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Find a clipboard and a headset and just start telling people what to do in the control room

Actually I was thinking of pulling one of these…

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My company is big enough that we have our own internal “television station” for training and live events…

…and they have just finished building a new control room right down the hall from me, complete with massive flat panel monitors all over the walls, and video editing equipment, and tons of other cool stuff.

And now my job feels totally pedestrian, and I am immediately bored.

Code monkey get up, get coffee…

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Meeting in the conference room from 12-12:30 to recognize all the hard-working Administrative Professionals

Really? 30 minutes? Do you think we can spare it?

With all the shit they take, and all the mundane tasks they perform, I think a more appropriate form of recognition would be to let them take the day off and leave us all here to fend for ourselves.

Celebrate your administrative assistant by booking your own goddamned hotel room.

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merlin:

Harpo

Love that guy.

Kinda looks like Tommy Lee Jones in “Lincoln”.

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No wait! That wasn’t Rita Hayworth, you dumbass!

Look closer and get your classic Hollywood movie icons right!

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Savage Garden bringing their A-game in the softest soft rock competition. I’m almost asleep at my desk, it’s so soft!

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davidwknight:

The battle for the softest soft rock crown rages on, albeit very quietly. Debarge is making a strong showing.

I seriously loved this song back in the day. I wanted to have a girlfriend named Donna and break up with her, just so this song would be more relevant to me.

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The battle for the softest soft rock crown rages on, albeit very quietly. Debarge is making a strong showing.

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"Christopher Cross. Great musician, piss-poor astronaut."

I would like to formally request this be written on whatever rock they bury me under. I think I have peaked at Tumblring.

*mic drop*

Peace out.

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When you get caught between the moon and New York City….

…I would argue that the “best that you can do” is have a sufficient supply of oxygen so you can survive until such time as NASA is able to organize a rescue mission.

I mean, falling in love is really a moot point when you’re stranded in space. Love may keep you together, but given the Captain & Tenniel’s current marital status, I have serious doubts about that as well.

Christopher Cross. Great musician, piss-poor astronaut.