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darthstripmaul:

Jesus does Mark Hamill look like shit!

Dear god, when did Mark Hamill become a sports-radio host?

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As much as I like Stephen A. Smith….

…that’s how much I fucking HATE Skip Bayless. What a waste of oxygen.

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I do remember watching “The Secret of My Success” this weekend

Despite the egregious sexism, inane David Foster filler music, and Helen Slater’s inability to act, I still love that movie. Michael J. Fox is an 80’s treasure.

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I don’t remember much about the weekend except being tired for most of it.

Something has to change. I can attribute some of the tiredness to a sick and coughing toddler, but there’s no reason I should be that tired all the time. And yeah, I went off the wagon with the diet on Sunday, but that’s the first day I totally disregarded it. 

Maybe it’s a tumor.

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I’m very sad every time I listen to Wait, Wait because Carl is leaving.

I think Carl may have had one of his finest moments a couple weeks ago when he tried to do a Chicago accent, and no one knew what he was saying.

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The great thing about the NFL draft?

It’s a fresh start with new hope for teams like my annual basement-dwelling Jaguars.

The terrible thing about the NFL draft?

Watching Mel Kiper and Todd McShay spew made-up, nonsensical verbal diarrhea and knowing they get paid for it. Seriously, have either of these idiots every been right about ANYTHING? These two are the ultimate con-men.

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I know that feeling.

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Well, she didn’t make it in time…

…but she brought me the diaper, completely intact, with no mess in the hallway.

Potty training. It’s the small victories.